This cap is low-key and low-profile, just like your feelings. With retro pixel heartbreak embroidery and a washed cotton twill finish, it’s the perfect accessory for pretending everything’s fine.
Aesthetic: Y2K error screen meets main-character dad energy
Why It Slaps:
Vintage-washed cotton twill – For that perfectly worn-in emotional baggage look
Embroidered pixel art – Because feelings deserve to be stitched (not felt)
Adjustable metal snap buckle – Fits your head, even if your situationships don’t
Unstructured 6-panel fit – Comfortably chaotic
Best For:
Socializing without revealing a single emotion
Nostalgic techcore vibes
Disguising post-ghosting walks
This cap is low-key and low-profile, just like your feelings. With retro pixel heartbreak embroidery and a washed cotton twill finish, it’s the perfect accessory for pretending everything’s fine.
Aesthetic: Y2K error screen meets main-character dad energy
Why It Slaps:
Vintage-washed cotton twill – For that perfectly worn-in emotional baggage look
Embroidered pixel art – Because feelings deserve to be stitched (not felt)
Adjustable metal snap buckle – Fits your head, even if your situationships don’t
Unstructured 6-panel fit – Comfortably chaotic
Best For:
Socializing without revealing a single emotion
Nostalgic techcore vibes
Disguising post-ghosting walks
