🦥 Emotionally Horizontal Sticker – Professional Napper Edition

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When life’s too much and vertical feels like a scam — meet the Emotionally Horizontal Sticker 💅 Featuring a chill sloth lying flat with a mug of emotional support caffeine, this glossy vinyl sticker perfectly captures the energy of burnout chic. It’s durable, bubble-free, and way too relatable for Monday mornings or mental-health-era journaling.

🦥 Best For:

  • Coffee drinkers who haven’t stood up since 2022

  • Fans of funny mental-health merch

  • Laptop, notebook & mirror sticker addicts

  • The “five more minutes” crew

🎨 Design Features:

  • Adorable sloth with pastel mug graphic

  • Vibrant pink retro Y2K typography

  • Glossy finish & bold @rawartofficial branding

📏 Product Specs:

  • High-opacity film (95 µ density)

  • Durable vinyl, impossible to see through

  • Fast, easy, bubble-free application

  • Ideal for laptops, water bottles, and journals

  • Clean the surface before applying!

Because sometimes lying down IS self-care.

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When life’s too much and vertical feels like a scam — meet the Emotionally Horizontal Sticker 💅 Featuring a chill sloth lying flat with a mug of emotional support caffeine, this glossy vinyl sticker perfectly captures the energy of burnout chic. It’s durable, bubble-free, and way too relatable for Monday mornings or mental-health-era journaling.

🦥 Best For:

  • Coffee drinkers who haven’t stood up since 2022

  • Fans of funny mental-health merch

  • Laptop, notebook & mirror sticker addicts

  • The “five more minutes” crew

🎨 Design Features:

  • Adorable sloth with pastel mug graphic

  • Vibrant pink retro Y2K typography

  • Glossy finish & bold @rawartofficial branding

📏 Product Specs:

  • High-opacity film (95 µ density)

  • Durable vinyl, impossible to see through

  • Fast, easy, bubble-free application

  • Ideal for laptops, water bottles, and journals

  • Clean the surface before applying!

Because sometimes lying down IS self-care.