





🧠 Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Unisex Tee | Vintage Oversized Streetwear
Dead inside, comfy outside. This tee is for the chronically exhausted with elite lounge game. Featuring a skeletal couch potato sipping “Still Tired” brew, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: life’s a lag and we’re just buffering through it.
💀 Why It Slaps
- Big Drip Energy: Faded vintage wash with streetwear silhouette
- Moodboard Material: Skeleton in a beanbag chair = you, every day
- Comfy AF:
- 100% combed cotton
- Pre-shrunk + breathable + beefy weight
- Designed to Decay (Aesthetic Only):
- Distressed hem & washed finish = lived-in perfection
👕 Fit Vibe: Oversized with drop shoulders for that “don’t talk to me until I’ve respawned” slouch.
🎮 Perfect for gamers, burnout baddies, or anyone with a Wi-Fi brain and dial-up motivation.
Dead inside, comfy outside. This tee is for the chronically exhausted with elite lounge game. Featuring a skeletal couch potato sipping “Still Tired” brew, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: life’s a lag and we’re just buffering through it.
💀 Why It Slaps
- Big Drip Energy: Faded vintage wash with streetwear silhouette
- Moodboard Material: Skeleton in a beanbag chair = you, every day
- Comfy AF:
- 100% combed cotton
- Pre-shrunk + breathable + beefy weight
- Designed to Decay (Aesthetic Only):
- Distressed hem & washed finish = lived-in perfection
👕 Fit Vibe: Oversized with drop shoulders for that “don’t talk to me until I’ve respawned” slouch.
🎮 Perfect for gamers, burnout baddies, or anyone with a Wi-Fi brain and dial-up motivation.
