🧠 Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Unisex Tee | Vintage Oversized Streetwear

$70.00

Dead inside, comfy outside. This tee is for the chronically exhausted with elite lounge game. Featuring a skeletal couch potato sipping “Still Tired” brew, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: life’s a lag and we’re just buffering through it.

💀 Why It Slaps

  • Big Drip Energy: Faded vintage wash with streetwear silhouette
  • Moodboard Material: Skeleton in a beanbag chair = you, every day
  • Comfy AF:
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Pre-shrunk + breathable + beefy weight
  • Designed to Decay (Aesthetic Only):
  • Distressed hem & washed finish = lived-in perfection

👕 Fit Vibe: Oversized with drop shoulders for that “don’t talk to me until I’ve respawned” slouch.

🎮 Perfect for gamers, burnout baddies, or anyone with a Wi-Fi brain and dial-up motivation.

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Dead inside, comfy outside. This tee is for the chronically exhausted with elite lounge game. Featuring a skeletal couch potato sipping “Still Tired” brew, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: life’s a lag and we’re just buffering through it.

💀 Why It Slaps

  • Big Drip Energy: Faded vintage wash with streetwear silhouette
  • Moodboard Material: Skeleton in a beanbag chair = you, every day
  • Comfy AF:
  • 100% combed cotton
  • Pre-shrunk + breathable + beefy weight
  • Designed to Decay (Aesthetic Only):
  • Distressed hem & washed finish = lived-in perfection

👕 Fit Vibe: Oversized with drop shoulders for that “don’t talk to me until I’ve respawned” slouch.

🎮 Perfect for gamers, burnout baddies, or anyone with a Wi-Fi brain and dial-up motivation.