🧟‍♂️ Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Unisex Sweatshirt | Oversized Faded Crew

$95.00

Dead inside, cozy outside. This oversized vintage-washed sweatshirt is your official uniform for spiraling in style. Featuring our burnout skeleton slumped in a beanbag with a “Still Tired” cup, it’s the perfect look for when you're emotionally buffering and chronically logged out.

🌀 Why It Slaps:

Made to Drape + Droop:

  • Oversized fit with drop shoulders = laid-back legend

  • Vintage faded effect for that effortlessly crusty vibe

Comfy AF:

  • 100% combed cotton

  • Heavyweight 440g/m², so it feels like a hug from your past self

Durable + Despair-Proof:

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem

Low-Energy Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold, inside-out, and don’t bleach your soul or your sweatshirt

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Dead inside, cozy outside. This oversized vintage-washed sweatshirt is your official uniform for spiraling in style. Featuring our burnout skeleton slumped in a beanbag with a “Still Tired” cup, it’s the perfect look for when you're emotionally buffering and chronically logged out.

🌀 Why It Slaps:

Made to Drape + Droop:

  • Oversized fit with drop shoulders = laid-back legend

  • Vintage faded effect for that effortlessly crusty vibe

Comfy AF:

  • 100% combed cotton

  • Heavyweight 440g/m², so it feels like a hug from your past self

Durable + Despair-Proof:

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem

Low-Energy Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold, inside-out, and don’t bleach your soul or your sweatshirt