





🧟♂️ Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Unisex Sweatshirt | Oversized Faded Crew
Dead inside, cozy outside. This oversized vintage-washed sweatshirt is your official uniform for spiraling in style. Featuring our burnout skeleton slumped in a beanbag with a “Still Tired” cup, it’s the perfect look for when you're emotionally buffering and chronically logged out.
🌀 Why It Slaps:
Made to Drape + Droop:
Oversized fit with drop shoulders = laid-back legend
Vintage faded effect for that effortlessly crusty vibe
Comfy AF:
100% combed cotton
Heavyweight 440g/m², so it feels like a hug from your past self
Durable + Despair-Proof:
Pre-shrunk
Side-seamed construction
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Low-Energy Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside-out, and don’t bleach your soul or your sweatshirt
Dead inside, cozy outside. This oversized vintage-washed sweatshirt is your official uniform for spiraling in style. Featuring our burnout skeleton slumped in a beanbag with a “Still Tired” cup, it’s the perfect look for when you're emotionally buffering and chronically logged out.
🌀 Why It Slaps:
Made to Drape + Droop:
Oversized fit with drop shoulders = laid-back legend
Vintage faded effect for that effortlessly crusty vibe
Comfy AF:
100% combed cotton
Heavyweight 440g/m², so it feels like a hug from your past self
Durable + Despair-Proof:
Pre-shrunk
Side-seamed construction
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
Low-Energy Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside-out, and don’t bleach your soul or your sweatshirt
