šŸ’€ Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Unisex Hoodie | Oversized Retro Loungewear

$120.00

Meet your new emotional support hoodie. The Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Oversized Hoodie is basically a wearable nap. Featuring a skeleton who's given up—but make it aesthetic—this pastel-soft pullover is for the days when your brain’s buffering and your body's still in sleep mode.

Crafted from thick, pre-shrunk combed cotton, it’s perfect for skipping class, flaking on plans, or spiraling in style. The washed-out retro look gives "I used to care, but now I wear this hoodie."

ā˜ļø Why It Slaps:

Ultimate Lazy Fit:

  • Oversized + drop shoulders = full-on slouch mode

High-Key Comfy, Low-Key Unhinged:

  • Made from heavyweight 100% combed cotton (440g/m²)

  • Kangaroo pocket for snacks, secrets, or your phone you swore you just had

Retro Washed Realness:

  • Soft fade gives it that ā€œbeen emotionally exhausted since birthā€ vibe

  • Distressed pastel art on the back: skeleton on a beanbag, vibing with snacks and a brain cell

šŸŒ€ Perfect For:

  • Post-party recovery

  • Skipping plans with zero guilt

  • Looking cute while doomscrolling

  • Matching your hoodie to your mental state

ā˜• Mood:

Still tired. Kind of cute. Slightly unhinged. Always vibing.

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Meet your new emotional support hoodie. The Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Oversized Hoodie is basically a wearable nap. Featuring a skeleton who's given up—but make it aesthetic—this pastel-soft pullover is for the days when your brain’s buffering and your body's still in sleep mode.

Crafted from thick, pre-shrunk combed cotton, it’s perfect for skipping class, flaking on plans, or spiraling in style. The washed-out retro look gives "I used to care, but now I wear this hoodie."

ā˜ļø Why It Slaps:

Ultimate Lazy Fit:

  • Oversized + drop shoulders = full-on slouch mode

High-Key Comfy, Low-Key Unhinged:

  • Made from heavyweight 100% combed cotton (440g/m²)

  • Kangaroo pocket for snacks, secrets, or your phone you swore you just had

Retro Washed Realness:

  • Soft fade gives it that ā€œbeen emotionally exhausted since birthā€ vibe

  • Distressed pastel art on the back: skeleton on a beanbag, vibing with snacks and a brain cell

šŸŒ€ Perfect For:

  • Post-party recovery

  • Skipping plans with zero guilt

  • Looking cute while doomscrolling

  • Matching your hoodie to your mental state

ā˜• Mood:

Still tired. Kind of cute. Slightly unhinged. Always vibing.