Meet your new emotional support hoodie. The Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Oversized Hoodie is basically a wearable nap. Featuring a skeleton who's given up—but make it aesthetic—this pastel-soft pullover is for the days when your brain’s buffering and your body's still in sleep mode.
Crafted from thick, pre-shrunk combed cotton, it’s perfect for skipping class, flaking on plans, or spiraling in style. The washed-out retro look gives "I used to care, but now I wear this hoodie."
☁️ Why It Slaps:
Ultimate Lazy Fit:
Oversized + drop shoulders = full-on slouch mode
High-Key Comfy, Low-Key Unhinged:
Made from heavyweight 100% combed cotton (440g/m²)
Kangaroo pocket for snacks, secrets, or your phone you swore you just had
Retro Washed Realness:
Soft fade gives it that “been emotionally exhausted since birth” vibe
Distressed pastel art on the back: skeleton on a beanbag, vibing with snacks and a brain cell
🌀 Perfect For:
Post-party recovery
Skipping plans with zero guilt
Looking cute while doomscrolling
Matching your hoodie to your mental state
☕ Mood:
Still tired. Kind of cute. Slightly unhinged. Always vibing.
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Meet your new emotional support hoodie. The Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Oversized Hoodie is basically a wearable nap. Featuring a skeleton who's given up—but make it aesthetic—this pastel-soft pullover is for the days when your brain’s buffering and your body's still in sleep mode.
Crafted from thick, pre-shrunk combed cotton, it’s perfect for skipping class, flaking on plans, or spiraling in style. The washed-out retro look gives "I used to care, but now I wear this hoodie."
☁️ Why It Slaps:
Ultimate Lazy Fit:
Oversized + drop shoulders = full-on slouch mode
High-Key Comfy, Low-Key Unhinged:
Made from heavyweight 100% combed cotton (440g/m²)
Kangaroo pocket for snacks, secrets, or your phone you swore you just had
Retro Washed Realness:
Soft fade gives it that “been emotionally exhausted since birth” vibe
Distressed pastel art on the back: skeleton on a beanbag, vibing with snacks and a brain cell
🌀 Perfect For:
Post-party recovery
Skipping plans with zero guilt
Looking cute while doomscrolling
Matching your hoodie to your mental state
☕ Mood:
Still tired. Kind of cute. Slightly unhinged. Always vibing.
