





š Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Unisex Hoodie | Oversized Retro Loungewear
Meet your new emotional support hoodie. The Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Oversized Hoodie is basically a wearable nap. Featuring a skeleton who's given upābut make it aestheticāthis pastel-soft pullover is for the days when your brainās buffering and your body's still in sleep mode.
Crafted from thick, pre-shrunk combed cotton, itās perfect for skipping class, flaking on plans, or spiraling in style. The washed-out retro look gives "I used to care, but now I wear this hoodie."
āļø Why It Slaps:
Ultimate Lazy Fit:
Oversized + drop shoulders = full-on slouch mode
High-Key Comfy, Low-Key Unhinged:
Made from heavyweight 100% combed cotton (440g/m²)
Kangaroo pocket for snacks, secrets, or your phone you swore you just had
Retro Washed Realness:
Soft fade gives it that ābeen emotionally exhausted since birthā vibe
Distressed pastel art on the back: skeleton on a beanbag, vibing with snacks and a brain cell
š Perfect For:
Post-party recovery
Skipping plans with zero guilt
Looking cute while doomscrolling
Matching your hoodie to your mental state
ā Mood:
Still tired. Kind of cute. Slightly unhinged. Always vibing.
Meet your new emotional support hoodie. The Bean Bagged & Brain Lagged Oversized Hoodie is basically a wearable nap. Featuring a skeleton who's given upābut make it aestheticāthis pastel-soft pullover is for the days when your brainās buffering and your body's still in sleep mode.
Crafted from thick, pre-shrunk combed cotton, itās perfect for skipping class, flaking on plans, or spiraling in style. The washed-out retro look gives "I used to care, but now I wear this hoodie."
āļø Why It Slaps:
Ultimate Lazy Fit:
Oversized + drop shoulders = full-on slouch mode
High-Key Comfy, Low-Key Unhinged:
Made from heavyweight 100% combed cotton (440g/m²)
Kangaroo pocket for snacks, secrets, or your phone you swore you just had
Retro Washed Realness:
Soft fade gives it that ābeen emotionally exhausted since birthā vibe
Distressed pastel art on the back: skeleton on a beanbag, vibing with snacks and a brain cell
š Perfect For:
Post-party recovery
Skipping plans with zero guilt
Looking cute while doomscrolling
Matching your hoodie to your mental state
ā Mood:
Still tired. Kind of cute. Slightly unhinged. Always vibing.
